Nigerian Police officers at a road block \u2026. as motorists are stuck in jam he stops a trailerpoliceman : where is your permitdriver: hands in permitpoliceman : do you have extinguisher.driver : yes its there \u2026.policeman : light up your indicatorsdriver: exactly on point indicators work \u2026.policeman : do you have seat beltdriver : yes u can check \u2026..policeman : hoot a bit i hear \u2026driver: pipipipipoliceman turns to his fellow officer and says the man has everything let\u2019s leave let him go.As the motorist drives away officer shouts : is your simcard registered ?motorist: noofficer : swine park there!. How can you drive without registering your number what if you get accident how will we identify you \u2026.Why Na?1. You will cheat on your partner, you will still cheat during exams.. Your be cheetah??2. You fix eye lashes like toothbrush, tattoo your body like vitafoam design, wear earrings like alloyrims and you want a God fearing man.. Sorry, God won\u2019t give his saint to Devil\u2019s saint, it doesn\u2019t work that way.3. Some girls will be scratching their buttocks in public as if it\u2019s recharge card\u2026Haba!4. Some girls handbag be looking like ballot boxes.. as if they wanna go rig election.5. Guys don\u2019t put banana inside their boxers to deceive you girls, why put foam bra and foam bum bum to deceive guyz. You case dey heaven.6. Girls and love of money shaaa!.. How can you be asking me \u201cwhere is my gift? \u201con mother\u2019s day?.. Are you my mother?